I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
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Nora Ephron
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
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Iris Murdoch
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
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Anonymous
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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George Carlin
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
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Judy Tenuta
More Quotes By Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.
You can't make souffle rise twice.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
